The Weight of Water

It starts out boring. And then it stays boring. A complete waste of Sean Penn's time and talent--not to mention us viewers.

No Such Thing

This one starts with a bang, survives a bit of a lull, then brings its black and cynical humor home in solid form. Special props go to Robert John Burke for a firecracker performance as a Monster with a heart of coal and a mind like a live wire. Posted 9/23/03.

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Horrible people living horrible lives. It might have worked if it had reached its sought-after Tarantino territory, but this is no Pulp Fiction; there isn't enough humor and wit to redeem it.